All right, so apparently, Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber, but Miss Bieber, (being the MMA champ she is) ducked the punch (dammit) and then posted a picture of a crying Orlando Bloom on Instagram to mock him, ya know because they aren't grown men, but rather middle school girls who just got their period for the first time together. That's how it works, right? They all get their period together? And also, a period is a dragon that comes from a woman's vagina once a week? Anyway, while I read up on that, here is the rundown, via The Los Angeles Times:
Orlando Bloom may have just done something many people have been pining to do for a while: Throw a punch at Justin Bieber. Seriously, rumor has it that people applauded after the fact.The "Pirates of the Caribbean" star, 37, reportedly tried to punch the embattled "Beauty and the Beat" singer, 20, early Wednesday while they were at the star-studded Cipriani restaurant on the Spanish island of Ibiza, according to TMZ.
"Orlando took one swing at Justin and missed," a source told People magazine. "They were separated and Justin stayed at Cipriani with friends for a while before leaving."It's unclear what instigated the scuffle -- sources told TMZ it might have been Bieber's history with Bloom's ex, supermodel Miranda Kerr -- but the British actor threw the punch, missed when Bieber ducked and his bodyguard took the hit, according to video of the incident.
The New York Post reported that Bieber and Bloom had been seated at different tables, but when Bieber & Co. walked by Bloom's table, the actor reportedly refused to shake the singer's hand. Then the YouTube sensation is believed to have said something rude that may have alluded to Kerr, though the Post's Bieber source said that comment was made after the altercation and another said that it was never made at all.
Bieber's rep declined to comment the matter while a rep for Bloom did not immediately respond to The Times' requests for comment.
Soon after the fight, Bieber took to Instagram to post a photo of a bikini-clad Kerr, which he promptly deleted, TMZ said.
Ew...girls do WHAT once a month? Anyway, while I deal with that, let us all appreciate the fact that Miranda Kerr probably fucked Justin Bieber. You're welcome.
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