Tuesday, May 10, 2016

I for one Welcome our New Alien Overlords

Okay so here's what's up:
Blac Chyna, you know, the stripper who became famous because she let an obese diabetic drug addict knock her up, has begun the Kardashian trademark process.  Basically, she has trademarked what her married name will be (Angela Renee Kardashian) to secure future business deals.  Who inspired the marketing ploy?  Why, none other than her future slagathor-in-law, Kim Kardashian West, who did the same thing.  So get used to that weird face and body, America-it's here to stay. 

Now, when I trademarked my name, Mistake Dream-Killer McGee©-I got nothing, so don't get your hopes up Blac Chyna Angela Renee Kardashian Jenner Simpson West Target McDonalds©.


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