Amber Heard has made the ice queen hall of fame by filing from divorce from Johnny Depp only three days after his mom died. Now, I don't want to judge anybody's weird, faux-eurotrash marriage, but day-um, Amber...you just set a very high standard for what it takes to make you stay in a marriage. Did your basic ass think it was just gonna be chain-smoking and trips to the wig store? Because that's how I think a Depp lifestyle goes down. Don't take that away from me.
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