Monday, November 30, 2015

Mary-Kate Olsen Married Everyone's Creepy Uncle

Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy tied the knot on November 27th, giving all rich, old, creepy guys hope that they too will be able to find love with a girl who is essentially just a warmed over cocaine fetus.  Congratulations, ya crazy kids.  Here's to a lifetime of looking like a couple Tim Burton thought up in a fever-dream.  


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