Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo (former Miss Universe/Jonas Brother girlfriend) have split up because...get this...the 28 year old Heisman winner didn't want to bang the former Miss Universe until marriage. Now, I totally respect people's religious beliefs, but if I was a 28 year old virgin, and I knew that the person my girlfriend dated before me was a Jonas brother (i.e. vagina haver) I think I would roll the dice on the one. Even Jesus is shaking his head right now. Welp, the upshot is that Olivia Culpo is single and apparently horny enough to dump someone. I'll take my ticket now, please.
Annnnndd Jesus is shaking his head again.
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