Thursday, August 7, 2014

So Beyonce Basically Told Jay-Z it's Over on Stage

I like this picture...it's like if Game of Thrones meets Mad Max, and something interesting is happening on either side of the stage, but it's making them mad.  Any fuckin' way, according to UsWeekly, during one of  the final shows of their "On the Run" tour, Beyonce made some not-so-subtle allusions to the fact that Jay-Z should just go fuck himself.  Here's the rundown:

-Both Jay-Z and Beyonce appeared "very tired" and the tension was "palpable"
-Bey changed the lyrics to her song "Resentment" to reflect the amount of time her and Jay-Z have been together. (From 6-12 years, and the song is about cheating).
-When he rapped to her, Beyonce just gave Jay-Z a "stone cold look"
-Attendees say that "it was very frosty" between the two.
-Some other shit

Fantastic.  The only thing that would have really tied it all together is if when Beyonce was doing her catty girly thing, if Jay-Z just belted out "99 Problems" but changed every word to "Beyonce is One", then threw on his boa, and scoffed off stage to "I Will Survive."  You see, it's about the theatrics, people...now give me JAZZ HANDS!!

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