Friday, August 8, 2014

Good Goddam Fuck

Kim Kardashian 
Because God is punishing us, (probably for inventing the internet, but that's just a guess) Kim Kardashian has just made a deal with Rizzoli Publishing to release a book of selfies, to come out in April of 2015.  I think we have finally reached the end of days, so a few confessions before the world ends...

-I watch Girl Meets World, and not ironically, it's because I truly enjoy the problems those kids overcome 
-I eat Rollos on the toilet
-I learned my entire vocabulary from The Simpsons
-I am the Lindbergh Baby


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