Ha ha ha...not that way you damn silly kids...the NON Kardashian way.
Okay, so according to TMZ:
Bruce Jenner was busted by both the cops and his son Sunday night.
Bruce was driving on PCH in Malibu and doing a little quien es mas macho ... squealing his tires, and cops noticed. The squad cars lit up and Bruce was pulled over.
Turns out Brody Jenner was right behind and aimed his cellphone camera right at dad.
Cops told Bruce he had committed the crime of "Exhibition of Speed" -- aka showing off. They gave him a warning and let him go.
Brody Instagrammed, "Dad tried to show off!! Bahahaha."
Bruce was driving on PCH in Malibu and doing a little quien es mas macho ... squealing his tires, and cops noticed. The squad cars lit up and Bruce was pulled over.
Turns out Brody Jenner was right behind and aimed his cellphone camera right at dad.
Cops told Bruce he had committed the crime of "Exhibition of Speed" -- aka showing off. They gave him a warning and let him go.
Brody Instagrammed, "Dad tried to show off!! Bahahaha."
Ahh, the time in all our lives when our slowly transgendering fathers decide to show off to the Malibu police by squealing tires. Hallmark may not make a card for this, but in my mind, these are the memories that are bathed in golden light. Fly, my dove, fly into the warm horizon.
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