Thursday, August 14, 2014

Goddamit, OJ Simpson

 
These will do nicely...

Okay, so apparently O.J. Simpson now has a full-blown obsession with Kim Kardashian, who if we are going to connect the relationship dots here is kind of like a niece he never sees because he's in prison, (he was friends with her father) so basically he's like all of my uncles.  Anywho, check this shit out via Radar Online:

 Jailed O.J. Simpson has a creepy obsession with Kim Kardashian, according to a prison insider, as “The Juice” has reportedly been drooling over pinups of the reality TV star from his cell, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
Now, the disgraced footballer, 67, wants to hook up with Kim, 33, when he gets out if the pokey— and he doesn’t care that she is a married mom.
“He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” an insider told us.

Simpson is serving a 33-year sentence at Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, NV for a 2008 robbery and kidnapping conviction.
Last year, the NFL Hall-of-Famer was granted parole on lesser charges from his 2007 holdup of two sports memorabilia dealers, but he’ll still has to serve a minimum of three years in jail for convictions related to kidnapping and armed robbery in the case.
Simpson joked to a pal, “She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer — and I still have my Heisman award,” a dig at Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush who gave back his college football Heisman trophy after it came to light of some unethical dealings he was involved during his college playing days.

Well, ya can't argue with the facts.  

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