Okay, so I don't know how true this all really is, but according to writer Ian Halperin, it seems that O.J. Simpson wants to date both Caitlyn and Kris Jenner. Yes. Because this is the circus we live in now. According to Halperin, the Juice has been nursing a 30 year crush on Kris Jenner, and what I can only assume is a recent crush on the cheese blintz that is going to be Caitlyn Jenner's genitals.
Well, you know what they say...to get a gal's attention, you gotta brutally massacre her best friend, a waiter, and make a total mockery of the legal system. Oh, and then crush on her transvestite ex-husband. I knew this shit was going to happen when Guiding Light got canceled.
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