Iggy Azalea is pulling a Hillary Clinton and letting Nick Young slide "this time" despite a whole video of him admitting to fucking women all over this great country. Of course, because she's such a strong woman, she DID threaten to cut off his penis if she ever catches him, because there is "no real evidence". Now, I'm no Marcia Clark (despite my hair) but I'm pretty sure that a video confession is the hard hitting proof that any person would need in this situation. I guess for Iggy to drop the hammer, you need to be banging a girl right on her ass...fair. My favorite part of this whole thing is the fact that she said she would cut off his whole penis, then she lessened the sentence to just half, and then again to "just losing a quarter of his meat" if he was caught. Oh Iggy, Iggy, Iggy...you may look like Shawn Wayans in
White Chicks but you're as dumb as Marlon Wayans in
Norbit.
No comments:
Post a Comment