Krazy Katt Williams is At it Again

Frequent Illuminati accuser and head of the Hunger Games, Katt Williams has been arrested for the seventieth time this week, this time for throwing a salt shaker at the manager of a sea food restaurant.  via the internet tubes:

The comedian found himself in trouble with the law yet again on Wednesday after he allegedly threw a salt shaker at a restaurant employee.

Williams and friends entered the seafood restaurant Spondivits in Atlanta and sat themselves at a table instead of waiting for a host, which quickly led to an argument, TMZ reported.

During the verbal altercation with a manager, Williams reportedly grabbed a salt shaker, chucked it at the man and it smashed him in the face.

Better charge him with...first degree as-salt.

The Death of Prince: New Details Emerge Among Pending Investigation

 

Via TMZ:

Multiple sources connected with the singer's family tell us, doctors prescribed the powerful painkiller in 2009 when he was suffering from hip problems. We're told he had corrective surgery sometime around 2010, but by then he was hooked on the drug.

Our sources say Prince developed a sometimes debilitating dependence on Percocet in the years that followed.
TMZ broke the story, Prince almost died from a Percocet OD 6 days before he was found dead in an elevator.

There is going to be a probe into why Prince was taking so much, who gave them to him, and who filled the prescriptions.  THIS IS WHY WEED NEEDS TO BE LEGAL, PEOPLE!!!  Sorry, I'm gonna hop off the old dirt box (my family is too poor for soap), but seriously...how is a powerful terrible drug that kills legal and weed is still on the fence?  You know what weed is great at?  KILLING PAIN WITH NO FUCKING SIDE EFFECTS EXCEPT FOR HAPPINESS, MUNCHIES, AND A BRAND NEW APPRECIATION FOR DESIGNING WOMEN.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Dave and Kath

 

A-Yo Hotties.

So Lil' Kim is This Now

All right, let's kick off this Monday right.  It seems Lil' Kim has completely fucked her shit up sideways and this is the result.  That's right folks, this is Lil' Kim as of yesterday.  For some perspective, here is a photo of her from when she was a black woman:

Now, that is still the result of a shit-ton of surgery, but damn, Lil' Kim...I mean, she is full on white now...which means she will be appearing at Coachella, 2017.  Looking forward to it. 

Prince Has Died

 

Via CNN:

 The artist known as Prince, who pioneered "the Minneapolis sound" and took on the music industry in his fight for creative freedom, died Thursday at age 57, according to his publicist.

"It is with profound sadness that I am confirming that the legendary, iconic performer, Prince Rogers Nelson, has died at his Paisley Park residence this morning at the age of 57," said Yvette Noel-Schure.

Earlier Thursday, police said they were investigating a death Paisley Park studios in Chanhassen, Minnesota. 

 Earlier this month, Prince said he wasn't feeling well, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, and canceled at least one concert in the city. Some days later, he took the stage in Atlanta to perform. After that concert, the singer's plane made an emergency landing, Noel-Schure told CNN. At the time she said, "He is fine and at home."

Prince has won seven Grammy Awards, and has earned 30 nominations. Five of his singles have topped the charts and 14 other songs hit the Top 10. He won an Oscar for the original song score to the classic film "Purple Rain."

The singer's predilection for lavishly kinky story-songs earned him the nickname, His Royal Badness. He is also known as the "Purple One" because of his colorful fashions.

Controversy followed the singer and that, in part, made his fans adore him more. "Darling Nikki," a song that details a one-night stand, prompted the formation of the Parents Music Resource Center. Led by Al Gore's then wife, Tipper, the group encouraged record labels to place advisory labels on albums with explicit lyrics.

He left his imprint on so many aspects of popular culture from film to movies to sports to politics. As the Minnesota Vikings prepped to take on the New Orleans Saints in the 2010 NFC championship game, Prince wrote a fight song entitled "Purple and Gold" to inspire his home team. The Vikings lost. He was the half-time performer at the Super Bowl in 2007.

Last year while addressing the unrest following the death of Freddie Gray while in police custody in Baltimore, Prince released the song "Baltimore." He performed at a benefit concert in the city and gave a portion of the proceeds to youth groups in Baltimore.

 

The magnitude of this death is so great...similar to Elvis, Michael Jackson, or Johnny Cash.  An icon has fallen.  Rest in Peace, Prince.  

 

James Franco Claims he is "A Little Gay"; America only "A Little Surprised"

 

In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Miss Franco if you're nasty has revealed, amid a hipster word maze, that he is "a little gay".  Here's what he had to say:

"There is a bit of overfocusing on my sexuality, both by the straight press and the gay press, and so the first question is why do they care? Well, because I’m a celebrity, so I guess they care who I’m having sex with. But if your definition of gay and straight is who I sleep with, then I guess you could say I’m a gay c—k tease. It’s where my allegiance lies, where my sensibilities lie, how I define myself. Yeah, I’m a little gay, and there’s a gay James."

The annoying thing is the need to talk about it...I mean, I'm sure Robert Wagner was fucking all kinds of dudes back in the day but nobody needed to talk about it. I bet all of old Hollywood was a "little gay"...I mean, come on...but be cool about it, man.  

Curt Schilling Fired for Having an Opinion

Because we live in a super liberal third reich, Curt Schilling was fired from ESPN for sharing his thoughts on the whole Bathroom Bill saga.  That's right America, if you have an opinion that differs from someone else you will be punished.  Great lesson.  Just a quick thought: Bruce Springsteen literally did not do his job last week to illustrate his opinion, and he's given hero status.  All Curt Schilling did was post a meme and everyone loses their goddam minds.  Just saying.

Joanie Laurer AKA Chyna Dead at 46

WWE Superstar, actress, and reality star Chyna has died at the age of 46.  Though no cause of death is known yet, Chyna had been very open in the past with her struggles with substance abuse.  As of recently, Chyna was teaching English in Japan.

Rest in Peace, Joanie.

Here's Jaden Smith Doing his Best to Make me Hate a 17 Year Old at Coachella

 

Well it's Coachella time once more and you know what that means...super bored looking celebrities dressing like idiots because fuck it, that's why.  Here some pictures from Cumfest 2016:

 

Well This is Fucking Weird

 

Okay, so I don't know how true this all really is, but according to writer Ian Halperin, it seems that O.J. Simpson wants to date both Caitlyn and Kris Jenner.  Yes.  Because this is the circus we live in now.  According to Halperin, the Juice has been nursing a 30 year crush on Kris Jenner, and what I can only assume is a recent crush on the cheese blintz that is going to be Caitlyn Jenner's genitals.  

Well, you know what they say...to get a gal's attention, you gotta brutally massacre her best friend, a waiter, and make a total mockery of the legal system.  Oh, and then crush on her transvestite ex-husband.  I knew this shit was going to happen when Guiding Light got canceled. 

R.I.P. Doris Roberts

 

This is such a bummer!  Everybody Loves Raymond star and our favorite grandma from Grandma's Boy, Doris Roberts has died at age 90.  She excelled at playing motherly types, but we will always remember her as the bubbly, weed tea drinking granny who made us piss our pants laughing.  Rest easy, Doris-you will be missed.  

Here's a Weird Apology Video Featuring Boozy McGee and His Concubine

Yeah I don't know...I couldn't stop looking at his chins. 

Please do enjoy Johhny Depp and Amber Heard apologizing to Australia's eco-system?  I guess?

Hillary Clinton Carries Hot Sauce in Purse; Pandering Spirit in Heart

In an attempt to snag black votes, Hillary Clinton went for the hot sauce.  When asked by "The Breakfast Club" host what she carries in her purse, Clinton-in an obvious nod to Beyoncé's song Formation, claimed (quickly) that she carries "hot sauce".  You ca almost hear the eye rolls from the hosts.

See the bullshit HERE. 

In a related note, Bernie Sanders just claimed he never goes anywhere without his Cocoa Butter.

Kevin Hart Quitting Stand-Up; "Oh No!" Shout Your Mom's Friends

 

Kevin Hart might be done with stand-up comedy, presumably to take more movie roles.  Can't say I blame him...I mean, with Katt Williams out of the running, there will plenty of roles for the short, sarcastic friend of Ice Cube.

David Gest Dead at 62

 

 Liza Minnelli's eccentric ex-husband, David Gest, was found dead in a hotel room in England.  Besides being married to that disaster, Gest also found fame as a producer, notably producing Michael Jackson's 30th Anniversary Special.  I gotta say...this guy was quite a fever dream.  Check out  more on him HERE.

Megan Fox Pregnant With Third Child; Father Unknown

It certainly is a white trash party in Hollywood these days.  Megan Fox is currently knocked up with her third child, and surprise!  The father is a mystery.  Fox showed off her bump on the red carpet yesterday while posing with Will Arnett:

It would honestly not surprise me at all if he turned out to be the baby daddy.  I mean, if you're trying to wash the taste of Amy Poehler out of your mouth, Megan Fox would be the way to do it.

Iggy Azalea Lets Nick Young Slide on Cheating; Doesn't Get Math

Iggy Azalea is pulling a Hillary Clinton and letting Nick Young slide "this time" despite a whole video of him admitting to fucking women all over this great country.  Of course, because she's such a strong woman, she DID threaten to cut off his penis if she ever catches him, because there is "no real evidence".  Now, I'm no Marcia Clark (despite my hair) but I'm pretty sure that a video confession is the hard hitting proof that any person would need in this situation.  I guess for Iggy to drop the hammer, you need to be banging a girl right on her ass...fair.  My favorite part of this whole thing is the fact that she said she would cut off his whole penis, then she lessened the sentence to just half, and then again to "just losing a quarter of his meat" if he was caught.  Oh Iggy, Iggy, Iggy...you may look like Shawn Wayans in White Chicks but you're as dumb as Marlon Wayans in Norbit.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Mary Jo Shively

 

She can decorate my bedroom anyday.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard

 

Country music legend Merle Haggard has died at the age of 79.  Via CNN:

Merle Haggard, the grizzled country music legend whose songs such as "Okie from Muskogee" and "Fightin' Side of Me" made him a voice for the workingman and the outsider, has died. He was 79.

Haggard died Wednesday, his birthday, of complications from pneumonia at his home in Northern California, his agent Lance Roberts told CNN.

Haggard recorded more than three dozen No. 1 country hits in a musical career that spanned six decades, from the 1960s into the 2010s. He overcame an early life of petty crime and a prison term in San Quentin to develop a rugged, outlaw image that helped sell millions of records.

 

Rest in Peace, Hag.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

ALF

 These are getting hard to come up with.

Janet Jackson Postpones Real Tour to Go On Delusion Tour

 

 49 year old Janet Jackson has announced that she will be postponing her Unbreakable World Tour because she will be busy "planning her family".  Now, I know what you're thinking-adoption.  But don't you forget that we are talking about the family that tried to pass off a couple of white kids as Michael Jackson's own.  Jackson concluded the announcement saying she was on "doctor's orders" to rest, which is leading her fans to believe that Miss Jackson is knocked up.  Nasty.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are Engaged

According to this picture, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are engaged, because that seems like a totally rational decision.  But ya know...if you take out the names and fame, all it really reads as is: Former and probably current drug addict engaged to former stripper and current human, so I guess it's not that surprising.  Especially when you throw in all the illegitimate kids he's related to. 

It's a white trash party, y'all!