So Scott Disick went on vacation in the south of France and apparently got a little lonely because that hottie up there is definitely not monotone baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, but rather his ex-girlfriend and owner of a non-ruined vagina, Chloe Bartoli. Sources say he is "terrified" to come home after these photos surfaced, and I can imagine why:
KOURTNEY: uhScottdidyoufeelupyourexonabeachinthesouthofFraaaance?
SCOTT: Yeah babe I was rolling pretty hard and oh boy did we bang.
KOURTNEY: youaresuchapigiI'mbreakingupwithyouohwaitnoI'mnotbecausenobodyelsewouldeverwanttobeinthesameroomasme.
SCOTT: Going to the Hamptons...see yourself out.
KOURTNEY: Okkaaaayyyyy.
I thank you.
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