Monday, July 6, 2015

Oh Damn Scott Disick

So Scott Disick went on vacation in the south of France and apparently got a little lonely because that hottie up there is definitely not monotone baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, but rather his ex-girlfriend and owner of a non-ruined vagina, Chloe Bartoli.  Sources say he is "terrified" to come home after these photos surfaced, and I can imagine why:

KOURTNEY: uhScottdidyoufeelupyourexonabeachinthesouthofFraaaance?

SCOTT: Yeah babe I was rolling pretty hard and oh boy did we bang.

KOURTNEY: youaresuchapigiI'mbreakingupwithyouohwaitnoI'mnotbecausenobodyelsewouldeverwanttobeinthesameroomasme.

SCOTT: Going to the Hamptons...see yourself out.

KOURTNEY: Okkaaaayyyyy.

I thank you.  

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