Howard Stern is now that Old Guy who Tells you to get off his Lawn

This is sort of old news but we thought it was important to show you the rampant douchery of Howard Stern.

Okay, so in an effort to pretend his show hasn't just turned into a steaming pile of him talking about watching DWTS with his vapid wife, Howard Stern went off on an unnecessary rant about podcasts.  Basically he says shit like "you have to prove yourself on terrestrial radio" before building a following, and:

 "I’m still waiting for a guy, a team, a morning show get the kind of numbers I used to rack up on terrestrial radio. And then once you do that you’re a proven commodity."

AND

"That’s what a podcast is. You can sit in your room and pretend you’re on the radio. Pretend you’re broadcasting."

Okay, so this fossil is doing what he does best, comparing every goddam thing in the entire world to himself.  Seriously, if Jesus Christ came in to get interviewed, Howard Stern would somehow liken being crucified to doing terrestrial radio.  And Robin would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.  

Thankfully, Ari Shaffir took to the unworthy podcast airways to point out the stupidity in Grandpa Stern's arguments.  Hopefully, he'll get over the senility in time for Thanksgiving to hand out racist jabs.  And shit his pants.