Okay that headline was stupid easy...
So apparently at the Met Gala last week, Solange Knowles lost her shit at Jay-Z in an elevator and started to attack him while her sister Beyoncé looked on like a character from Ordinary People, never really helping her sister or her husband and just vacantly adjusting her dress. A body guard had to man the crazy sibling while she tried again and again to dismember Jay-Z...ya heard? Click here to see the full footage from the excruciatingly long elevator ride.
ed. note: As of press time (lunchtime at my desk followed by last night's episode of The Simpsons) there is no word on what caused the attack, but my spidey sense is telling me there will probably be a divorce soon. And I'm not talking about Jack in payroll...everyone knows his wife is giving it to the copy guy but they'll work it out-they always do.
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