Okay-so I've been trying to avoid this because let's face it-Mia Farrow is a dried up used tampon and for some reason her shitty kids are all over like dog anuses now-and I hate to give them any publicity-but here we go:
Basically, Dylan Farrow (Mia Farrow and Woody Allen's adopted daughter) accused Woody Allen of molesting her when she was 7 (and Woody Allen and Mia Farrow were married), and of course her mother supports these allegations because she's mother of the year-oh wait-if she knew it was going on, why didn't she say anything 21 fucking years ago? OH YEAH-BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN-Woody Allen does the responsible thing and marries the children he's interested in, bitches.
I wouldn't be making jokes about this kind of thing (similar things but not this) if I wasn't 100% positive Dylan Farrow is completely full of shit. I'm not a die-hard Woody Allen fan, but come on-it just doesn't add up...I'm pretty sure a 7 year old could take Woody Allen. Anyway, decide for yourself who you think is telling the truth, I just wanted to say that molesting children is a terrible offense and deserves a human centipede-type punishment, and if someone is just making this shit up (cough, cough-Dylan Farrow) it's just as bad. I am sure a book deal is coming out of this, so get a preview of the dust cover here.
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