Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Boobs and Whiny Johnny Depp Split Up

Katy Perry and John Mayer have reportedly broken up, because I guess, he's allergic to boobs?  The fuck is with this guy?  Via The Los Angeles Times:

Signs point toward singers Katy Perry and John Mayer having broken up again, according to reports out Wednesday.
The split allegedly happened within the last few days, a source told E! News, which first reported the breakup.

So-ya know...this really has no effect on anything but I'm just paid by my parents the fat cats upstairs to report the boobs news, so here it is-suck it Brian Williams.

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