Wednesday, February 5, 2014

George Zimmerman and DMX are Set to Fight in a Celebrity Boxing Match...I Don't Even Know Anymore

 
Sorry for the delay in reporting, but if you live in the Northeast like we do, you have also been getting gang-banged by snow and having to clean up the shittiness because your Saturn station wagon can't  handle a goddam pile of snow behind its tires. 

ANYWHoOOoo...

Because we live in Mad Max times now, rapper DMX and George Zimmerman are going to be fighting in a celebrity boxing match.  I use "celebrity" loosely-jolly good.  Via TMZ:

 It's official ... X gonna give it to George Zimmerman -- TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match.

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants ... all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him.

But no one wanted to beat Zimmerman's ass more than DMX.

As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.

Zimmerman might actually have a chance though -- as we reported, he's been training pretty hard for months ... oh yeah, and he's only 30 years old. DMX is 43.

The boxing match will be 3 rounds.

The date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.

  
Hmm...15,000 applicants?  Why does everyone hate poor George Zimmerman so much?  Oh right...he's fat.

 

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