Monday, December 23, 2013

Oh Good-Charlie Sheen Said Something He Left out of His Christmas Card This Year


 
Well, it looks like Charlie Sheen has gotten into the crack  eggnog and is on another rant...this time it's geared towards ex, Denise Richards.  Via TMZ:
 
 
Charlie Sheen has declared nuclear war on his ex-wife Denise Richards ... blasting her as a "heartless" and "ugly" hag who's holding their children hostage.
Sheen just blasted Richards ... again ... this time, he's furious that Denise won't let their children visit him to exchange Christmas gifts.
Charlie expressed his anger in a series of texts ... saying, "lemme see if I got this straight; you won't even spring the girls for 30 mins, from the 10 mil house I gave you, (100 yds away) to come down and open the gifts their dad bought them before they leave??"

"I hope your stocking is  bronze-age coal stuffed along with an assortment of 8x10's of yours so you can see how despicable and heartlessly ugly you and your fermented soul continue to be."

He added, "hash tag. hag shag."

Charlie also says despite the fact Denise won't let him see the kids, she had the "audacity" to ask him to borrow his private jet to go on the big family trip that she banned him from.

Charlie says he went to Denise's home to plead with her to change her mind and to deliver gifts to the kids, but was not allowed to see them.

Charlie concludes, "This is the worst Xmas I've ever had."
 
 
Awwwwww....it's the worst Christmas he ever had?  Where is Linus Van Pelt when you need him?  I am sure we aren't getting the whole story here, but maybe just maybe if Charlie Sheen spent as much time getting his shit together as he does writing almost poetic, insane, rambling, yet beautiful, threatening texts to his ex-wife, they would have that Very Special Charlie Sheen Christmas Spectacular he always dreamed of whilst nodded off on a pile of hookers and blow in front of the fireplace.  Memories.

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