Wednesday, December 18, 2013

A Redneck Said Something Red-necky? Nooooo....

 
Phil Robertson, one of the pre-packaged "down home folks" from Duck Dynasty done got hisself in a heap o' trouble after spouting off anti-gay comments to GQ. Via TMZ:
 
"Duck Dynasty" patriarch Phil Robertson is blasting gays ... and not in the usual Bible-thumping way -- instead he's going off about the benefits of vagina as compared to a man's a**hole.
Robertson went on a rant about religion, homosexuality, and a bunch of other things in an interview with GQ -- saying, "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me."
He adds, "There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on dudes! But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man."
Phil continued his verbal attack by claiming society's become too accepting of sin. He says, "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and those men ... they won't inherit the kingdom of God. It's not right."
As for whether his comments will affect "Duck Dynasty" ratings -- Phil doesn't seem concerned about the show's long term future, saying ... "It's a TV show. This thing ain't gonna last forever. No way."

So this just goes to show...you can shove these hicks down America's throat, put their displays in Barnes & Noble and market their Christmas album, but in the end, the most senile one is gonna say something hateful and ironically, un-Christian.  Shrewd move TLC.  You can't put lipstick on a retarded bigot and call him your aunt Sally...or something.

Oh by the way, does anybody else totally think he's gay?  I mean-he DOES know an awful lot about the mechanics of gay sex...HMMMMMMMMMMM.





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