At First Glance, This Looks Like a Certain Kind of Wedding

Don't you think? Just sayin'. But apparently that is just the color scheme Shooter Jennings and his frau picked for their desert wedding. Personally I would've gone with something a little less Nazi, but that's just me. Shooter is the son of the late great balladeer Waylon Jennings, who of course sang the theme song for The Dukes of Hazzard. I get the homage, but I don't think the cake is really helping matters.

That's Why I Had Nausea All Day Yesterday

Canadian imports of little import, Chad Kroeger of Nickleback and Avril Lavigne combined their douchiness in marriage yesterday in a ceremony in the south of France. Congrats you two, we hope you make sweet music together that for the love of God is never released.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Richard Simmons

You don't even have to be workin' out to sweat to this hottie

Sorry Hulk, But Brooke is Engaged

Ohh, the one that got away. It's even tougher when she's kin. Hulk Hogan's daughter/possible girlfriend got herself an engagement ring this weekend from Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman Phil Costa. If I were Brooke, I'm not so sure I'd let Hulk walk me down the aisle, especially when he insists on taking a van to the chapel, instead of a limo.

Ace Out the Hole

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson welcomed their second child Sunday, a son name Ace Knute Johnson. The Knute part is to honor Eric's Swedish grandfather. We think Ace of Base would have been a much better choice if you are trying to honor Swedish pop pop.

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Sit on it you say?  Why, don't mind if I do...

Alec Baldwin Likes to Pick Fights With People Who Can Tell Time

For those of you who have been under a rock for the past 24 hours, Alec Baldwin did a little ranty-rant on his Twitter machine when it was discovered the vapid plastic Goodwill mannequin he married (I refuse to spell her stupid fucking name) was actually Tweeting during James Gandolfini's  funeral.  It was proven she was tweeting, just so you know, and what was so important it couldn't wait until after family and friends and the MINISTER were done talking??  About wedding anniversary present ideas, smoothie recipes, and some Rachel Ray bullshit.  So of course George Stark pointed this ridiculous shit out, and of course Alec Baldwin got his puffy self into a homophobic frenzy: Via Hollywood Take: 

“George Stark, you lying little b*tch, I am gonna f*ck you up,” tweeted Baldwin. “My wife and I attend a funeral to pay our respects to an old friend and some toxic Brit writes this f*cking trash. My wife DID NOT use her phone, in any capacity, at our friends funeral. Now, f*ck this twitter + good luck to all of you who know the truth.”

Tweeting under his Alec Baldwin Foundation account, his tirade also included a series of homophobic remarks. “I’m gonna find you, George Stark, you toxic little queen, and I’m gonna f*ck you up,” he wrote. “[I’d] put my foot up your f*cking ass, George Stark, but I’m sure you’d dig it too much.”

Of course, Baldwin has since "apologized" but let's be for real...every time Alec Baldwin goes on one of these rants, he puts on his Thor costume, claps his hands and makes major proclamations from his stairway.  "GEORGE STARK IS A TOXIC QUEEENNNNNN" *CLAPS HANDS* LET IT BE SO."  That is, until he inflates his wife for the day.