Vivica A. Fox May have Outted 50 Cent

Damn Fox!  On Nov. 9th's episode of Watch What Happens Live Ms. Vivica basically called ex-boyfriend 50 cent gay, insinuating that he is with Soulja Boy.  After some faltering, she goes on to say he is merely "confused" but watch the clip above and tell me he didn't ask for butt stuff when they were dating, I dare you. 



Caitlyn Jenner's Penis was at Glamour's Women of the Year Event

 

Here is Caitlyn Jenner accepting an award for...I don't know...most self-serving bullshit artist of the year? at Glamour's Women of the Year event.  All I can say is this: I only read Glamour when I'm in my mom's bathroom and need to feel guilty about oppressing women and/or want some super cool Pintrest inspiration (I call it Pinspiration), but I'm kinda disappointed in Glamour for giving this fame whore a weird trophy when there's gotta be at least fifty other more deserving ladies.  Then again, this is a magazine that prides itself on telling women it's okay to be fat as long as you wear the right tablecloth to cover it up, so I'm not that surprised.  

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Cassie Glen

 

Totally rockin' superstar extraordinaire...you're welcome.

Seriously guys, check out First Period on Netflix.  It's amazing. 

Lamar Odom Doesn't Want Khloe Around

 

MMmmkay, here's the latest on what is starting to be looking a lot like a publicity stunt gone too far for the announced Lamar Odom reality show: Khloe Kardashian is trying to do her best June Carter impression by controlling who visits Lamar in the hospital.  She even turned away his own children, according to reports.  

Okay here's the thing...fuck everyone involved in this circus.  Fuck the drug addict who overdid it at a brother, fuck the Kardashian gypsy circle, and fuck the media (myself included) who made them fucking famous.  Also...fuck you, O.J. Simpson Trial...I'm pretty sure this can all be traced to you.   

These Two Idiots Broke Up

 

So apparently Gigi Hadid (who honestly?  I've got no idea) and former thirteen year old girl masturbation mascot Joe Jonas have broken up.  Anyone want some gross recycled reality show water trash?  Because it's back on the market and stinkier than ever!

Here is What Heidi Klum Wasted Thousands on This Halloween...

Now, I don't begrudge anyone Halloween cheer...I mean why should I be annoyed that a 42 year old woman who got rich from posing and pretending to understand fashion design can easily drop nine hours of time and tons of money to dress up for a day when I can barely afford my student loans?   Nope not pissed at all.  My homemade Oscar the Grouch costume went over just fine.  Oh who am I kidding...I live in a garbage can.  

Fred Thompson has Died

Fred Thompson, former U.S. Senator, Republican presidential candidate and beloved actor has passed away at age 73.  He was a longtime lawyer and politician before becoming a familiar face on Law & Order.  Rest in Peace, Senator.