HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Brendan Fraser

 

Yep, seems right.


Why Hello, Miss Jenner, May I take Your Hat and Coat?

 

I do declare, Miss Jenner that you are the prettiest flower that ever bloomed in these woods.  Do me the honor of letting me escort you to the governor's ball.  I would be the happiest dandy in all the land and I will buy you chewing gum and a mink sling for your penis shavings.

R.I.P. Bobby Keys

Via Rolling Stone:

Bobby Keys, the larger-than-life saxophone player who toured with the Rolling Stones for more than 45 years and played on studio classics like "Brown Sugar" and "Live With Me," has passed away. He was 70.

"If you believe in the magic of rock & roll, which I devoutly do, it isn't in the individual," Keys told Rolling Stone in 2012. "I’ve played in bands with A-team players around, but unless they can play together, it doesn’t do any good."

"The Rolling Stones are devastated by the loss of their very dear friend and legendary saxophone player, Bobby Keys," the band said in a statement. "Bobby made a unique musical contribution to the band since the 1960s. He will be greatly missed."

Rock on, Man.  

Oh Good, Now this one is Naked

Kourtney Kardashian posed nude for Dujour Magazine because if there is one thing guys are clamoring for, it's a naked pregnant woman who is notorious for her perma-PMS.  MmmHmmm this one is going right next to the old stack of Playboys from 1978 that I have simply labeled "Bush".

Thank you Kourtney, you have replaced "naked grandma" as the anti-boner in millions of middle school boys heads when they go up to the chalkboard.

Scarlett Johansson Got Married

 

 She is now the happy beard wife of the man in the velvet suit.  Mazel.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Mark Bittman

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?

Snooki Got Married

 

And it was a Gatsby-themed wedding, you know, because that's her favorite book of all time and she tots knows how to read you guys.  I once saw her spell herpes at Planned Parenthood.