Thursday, December 4, 2014

Why Hello, Miss Jenner, May I take Your Hat and Coat?

Bruce Jenner 

I do declare, Miss Jenner that you are the prettiest flower that ever bloomed in these woods.  Do me the honor of letting me escort you to the governor's ball.  I would be the happiest dandy in all the land and I will buy you chewing gum and a mink sling for your penis shavings.

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