Ladies Everywhere Let Out a Sigh of Relief

I am the child of Mark Cuban and Quentin Tarantino

Well played, Phoenix. In an effort to "spice up his story" and get the audience at The Late Show with David Letterman to like him, Joaquin Phoenix said that he was engaged to his yoga instructor, going so far as revealing how they met at a class where she demonstrated the move "harnessing the hog" (?) on him.  But on Good Morning America Tuesday morning, he revealed he had made the whole story up to seem more interesting and likeable. While there is nothing more boring or unlikeable than a man engaged to his yoga instructor, there is nothing more interesting or likeable than a man who lies about being engaged to his yoga instructor. Ooh, plot twist!