Well How Do you Do, Rihanna's Tits?

Take notes, Scout Willis.

Dear God...Make it Stop

 

Above is a picture of a topless Scout Willis roaming the streets of New York City topless because she's an idiot who wants to appear deep and protesting social media is all she knows how to do she's protesting Instagram. Via CNN:

 For the record, I've always really loved Instagram."

So says Scout Willis, who recently protested the social photo sharing site by walking topless through the streets of New York City and posting the photographs on Twitter.

Willis, the 22-year-old daughter of actors Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, wrote about her reasoning for her naked uprising for XOJane.com.

Willis explained that "Instagram had recently deleted my account over what they called 'instances of abuse.' Which in reality amounted to a photo of myself in a sheer top and a post of a jacket I made featuring a picture of two close friends topless."

All right, so if you want to see a girl topless, you're a pig who needs to leave Sears immediately, but apparently all you need to do is tell them they can't post perv-magnet pics of themselves online and all of a sudden it's "burn your bras sisters!"  That reminds me...Facebook wants you all to keep your panties on...ladies?

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Marie from Breaking Bad

Hot! In a neurotic, klepto, buzzkill kind of way!

I'm Casey Kasem, and THIS is Weird

Where to begin, where to begin…hmm, okay, let's just start by saying Blonde Barney up there to the left threw raw hamburger meat in the street because she is feuding with her husband Casey Kasem's chidlren from his first marriage about his care. Blonde Barney, also known as Jean Kasem has been keeping the ailing DJ's kids from seeing him, and moving him, without their knowledge, to Washington state from a Santa Monica care facility. Okay, so getting back to the meat throwing.  It all went down on Sunday when Kerri Kasem, Casey's daughter, arrived at his home in Washington with an ambulance. Not sure why Kerri brought an ambulance with her, guess that's just how she rolls. But Jean refused to let the paramedics in, promting the authorities to be called, prompting Jean to throw a pound of hamburger meat at Kerri, and even more weird, prompting Jean to say, "In the name of King David, I threw a piece of raw meat into the street, in exchange for my husband to the wild rabid dogs." I think that line may have actually been stolen from Shia LaBeouf. Anywho, after the meat toss, paramedics actually were able to transport Casey to the hospital. Hopefully, this whole family mess gets straightened out, we don't need any more hamburger meat in the streets.

R.I.P. Ann B. Davis

 

Via FoxNews:
Emmy-winning actress Ann B. Davis, who became the country's favorite and most famous housekeeper as the devoted Alice Nelson of "The Brady Bunch," died Sunday at a San Antonio hospital. She was 88.
Bexar County, Texas, medical examiner's investigator Sara Horne said Davis died Sunday morning at University Hospital. Horne said no cause of death was available and that an autopsy was planned Monday.

Bill Frey, a retired bishop and a longtime friend of Davis, said she suffered a fall Saturday at her San Antonio home and never recovered. Frey said Davis had lived with him and his wife, Barbara, since 1976.

More than a decade before scoring as the Bradys' loyal Alice, Davis was the razor-tongued secretary on another stalwart TV sitcom, "The Bob Cummings Show," which brought her two Emmys. Over the years, she also appeared on Broadway and in occasional movies.
Davis considered her ordinary look an asset.
"I know at least a couple hundred glamour gals who are starving in this town," she told the Los Angeles Times in 1955, the year the Cummings show began its four-year run. "I'd rather be myself and eating." She said she told NBC photographers not to retouch their pictures of her, but they ignored her request and "gave me eyebrows."
Producer Sherwood Schwartz's "The Brady Bunch" debuted in 1969 and aired for five years. But like Schwartz's other hit, "Gilligan's Island," it has lived on in reruns and sequels.

This is so sad...I loved watching Ann in The Brady Bunch reruns, and then again in The Brady Bunch movie, where she played a wise version of Alice turned truck driver.  She truly was a comedic talent.  Rest in Peace, Ann.



HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Phil Donahue

I have a question for you, Phil. How hot can you get?

Melissa Etheridge is the Kim Kardashian of Lesbians

On Saturday, Melissa Etheridge wed Nurse Jackie creator Linda Wallem in Montecito, California. This is the Etheridge's first legal marriage since California struck down DOMA, but she has had two prior serious relationships with Tammy Lynn Michaels and Julie Cypher. Cypher had actually been married to Lou Diamond Phillips at the time, so yeah, gentlemen, Melissa is not afraid to snatch your ladies up. Eww, no pun intended. Anywho, both those unions produced children, David Crosby's children actually. Long story. Etheridge's break-up with Michaels was actually quite nasty and played out a bit in the media. But it looks like the singer has found love with Wallem. So congrats you two, I give you at least three years.