HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Miranda Hobbes from Sex and the City

She's no Mena Suvari…but she's still kinda hot!

Realty Reality Check

Well, I am just sick about this! The house that I was led to believe was the Jenner House on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, because it always says "Jenner House" when it pops up on screen, is NOT the Jenner house. It is just used for exterior shots, and happens to be on the market now for 6 mil. It looks more Olive Garden than gypsy inside. The actual Jenner house is actually 20 miles away. Apparently they don't want to show it for security reasons. I haven't felt this betrayed since my cat stood me up for date night yesterday. Anyway, here's a pic of the actual Jenner house. You're welcome!

Teresa and Wario Giudice Plead Guilty

Our favorite housewife and her always irreverently funny hubby, Joe pleaded guilty to a shit ton of fraud charges and now could potentially face jail time and/or hefty fines.  Here's hoping for no jail time because let's face it-they're awful people, but they have young daughters at home and having both parents in jail is like a one way ticket to sad stripper-junction.  I love strippers-but only the happy ones.  Anyway, I feel like I've gone off topic, but that's just because I've been marathon watching my DVD set of Friends all night and quite frankly, can't even think straight.  Remember Chandler, you guys?  Always a riot, that guy.  

Guess Who Is Ruining Something From My Childhood?

 

According to Entertainment Weekly, the slagathor known as Lena Dunham will be shitting all over Archie Comics by writing a four part story for them.  I am so mad, I could have kittens because who wants to bet she is gonna make Betty super fat, Veronica super ugly and Moose super fucking naked?  WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?  WHAT'S NEXT?  MAKING MY SIMON A WHINY OVER PRIVELEGED "WRITER" WITH NO TALENT?  

*uses inhaler* I'm okay...who wants to talk about boobs?

 

Someone Knocked Up Scarlett Johansson

And that someone is...Romain Dauric.  So ya know-whatever.  DAMN-that kid will never go hungry.  *nudges Pam in payroll* Huh? Huh? Know what I mean?  Haha boobs.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Arthur from Jeopardy

This guy drives Alex crazy with his strategy…and us too!

The Oscars Are So Yesterday

 We hate to say it, but we are so over award season. I have had it up to here with Jennifer Lawrence's "I'm such a klutz, I'm a dude, seriously I have a penis" routine. And Jared Leto, seriously, can't you just go back to being Jordan Catalano? We like you as an insensitive man, not an overly sensitive woman!
So our Oscar reporting will cover the people who have absolutely no business being at these Oscar events and after parties, in a segment we like to call "Who Let YOU in?"

Looks like the the Kardashians are planning some kind of ventriloquist act. Save it for Beecher's Madhouse ladies.

Allison Williams is just the prettiest girl at Prairie prom

Proactiv may have cleared up Adam Levine's skin, but does not prevent him from making that dumbass smirk, seriously who let you in?

                                        

Miranda Kerr makes as much sense at an Oscar party as a Grammy. Ohhh snap!