HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Ethan Hawke from this photo

What can I say, I'm a sucker for finger pistols

Anti-Sochi Behavior

So, the Winter Olympics
start today in Sochi, Russia, home of the best tennis player ever!! Yevgeny Kafelnikov. I have to admit, I'm not too excited about seeing the actual games, but am very excited about seeing all the quaint nuances the most expensive Olympic venue in history has to offer. For 51 billion dollars, Sochi will not compromise its interior design style, no-fuss plumbing, yellow drinking water, or uncovered manholes, no matter how many journalists complain! Hey, this is Russia, the world knew what it was getting into, the proof is in the Putin. Okay, that might not really make sense, but I had to do it.

George Zimmerman and DMX are Set to Fight in a Celebrity Boxing Match...I Don't Even Know Anymore

 

Sorry for the delay in reporting, but if you live in the Northeast like we do, you have also been getting gang-banged by snow and having to clean up the shittiness because your Saturn station wagon can't  handle a goddam pile of snow behind its tires. 

ANYWHoOOoo...

Because we live in Mad Max times now, rapper DMX and George Zimmerman are going to be fighting in a celebrity boxing match.  I use "celebrity" loosely-jolly good.  Via TMZ:

 It's official ... X gonna give it to George Zimmerman -- TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match.

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants ... all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him.

But no one wanted to beat Zimmerman's ass more than DMX.

As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.

Zimmerman might actually have a chance though -- as we reported, he's been training pretty hard for months ... oh yeah, and he's only 30 years old. DMX is 43.

The boxing match will be 3 rounds.

The date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.
  
Hmm...15,000 applicants?  Why does everyone hate poor George Zimmerman so much?  Oh right...he's fat.

 

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Renée Fleming

This DJ Tanner look-a-like sings one hell of a National Anthem! You go girl!

Super Bowl XLVIII Happened

The Seattle Seahawks trounced the Denver Broncos, but this image of Joe Namath is all you need to know. Broadway Joe strutted his stuff and pulled some shenanigans with the pre-game coin flip. Hee hee hee.

Philip Seymour Hoffman Found Dead

 

Very, very sad...via CBS:

 

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman has been found dead inside his Greenwich Village home, sources confirm to CBS 2.
Multiple media outlets reported that the actor died of an apparent drug overdose.
Hoffman, 46, reportedly had battled drug addiction for years and checked into a rehab center last year.
He won the Academy Award for Best Actor for the 2005 movie “Capote.” He also starred in films such as “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire,” “Charlie Wilson’s War,” ”The Big Lebowski,” “Moneyball” and “Boogie Nights.”
The versatile actor was born and raised in upstate Fairport and graduated from New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts.


He was a talented, one of a kind actor and will be missed.  God Bless.

Yes, Courtney Stodden, I would like Some Breasts with My Coffee

 

Here is Courtney Stodden for your Saturday afternoon pleasure, in her natural pose of "holding in burning pee above football" popularized by Michelangelo.  As far as forty five year old transvestites go-she looks pretty damn good.  I especially like how I can't see her penis.  Classy.