HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Mrs. Andrews from Freaky Friday

Whoever's in this body is hot!

Kanye West Listens to Too Much Tony Robbins

For his first Father's Day, Kim Kardashian gifted Kanye West with computer mice (although real ones would have been much cooler) signed by Apple co-founders Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs. Apparently, West fancies himself the Steve Jobs of hip hop. He recently told The New York Times "I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know it's like when Biggie passed and Jay-Z was allowed to become Jay-Z." First of all Kanye, what fucked up Roman Empire world are you living in? West goes on to say, "I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus." In related news, I can fly, I am the most popular girl on my block and everyone wants to be me. I am good enough, I am smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.

At First Glance, This Looks Like a Certain Kind of Wedding

Don't you think? Just sayin'. But apparently that is just the color scheme Shooter Jennings and his frau picked for their desert wedding. Personally I would've gone with something a little less Nazi, but that's just me. Shooter is the son of the late great balladeer Waylon Jennings, who of course sang the theme song for The Dukes of Hazzard. I get the homage, but I don't think the cake is really helping matters.

That's Why I Had Nausea All Day Yesterday

Canadian imports of little import, Chad Kroeger of Nickleback and Avril Lavigne combined their douchiness in marriage yesterday in a ceremony in the south of France. Congrats you two, we hope you make sweet music together that for the love of God is never released.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Richard Simmons

You don't even have to be workin' out to sweat to this hottie

Sorry Hulk, But Brooke is Engaged

Ohh, the one that got away. It's even tougher when she's kin. Hulk Hogan's daughter/possible girlfriend got herself an engagement ring this weekend from Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman Phil Costa. If I were Brooke, I'm not so sure I'd let Hulk walk me down the aisle, especially when he insists on taking a van to the chapel, instead of a limo.

Ace Out the Hole

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson welcomed their second child Sunday, a son name Ace Knute Johnson. The Knute part is to honor Eric's Swedish grandfather. We think Ace of Base would have been a much better choice if you are trying to honor Swedish pop pop.