So Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris (who I swear to God I thought was a cartoon character) are no longer having skinny white people sex (read: tapping nipples while looking at Pintrest). Honesty, no judgement here but has anyone ever thought about the sheer amount of caked on STD's Swifty is probably rocking in her lady hole? I mean, def not enough to send me packing, but still girl, you did bang a Kennedy...so ya know...call me.
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