According to reports, Lil Wayne had to be hospitalized in Omaha following multiple seizures aboard his private jet. He had ingested an ungodly amount of "lean" (see: syrup/sizz-urp/Promethazine-Codeine mix) before the seizures. He is stable and in good spirits.
Well, this certainly puts my addiction into perspective. *puts bejeweled pimp cup in curio cabinet* Goodbye old friend. We had some good times-remember at grandma's 90th birthday? How we thought the cake was full of jackrabbits and tried to dive in to cuddle them? Ahh...'worse day ever' my ass, cousin Jill-you jealous cunt.
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