HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Blob from Deadbeat

  

So cute and so helpful. Okay bye.

Alice Eve is Probably Right

And  I'm not just saying that cuz boobs...I truly believe in what she boobs...

Okay guys, sorry once again for the delay in posting but I am truly having a hard time finding writers who don't care about being paid or treated with basic human decency...people amiright?  Anywho, it seems Alice Eve is pretty much saying what everyone who watched the Bruce Jenner/Diane Sawyer interview is thinking and of course people are pissed, because you know, we haven't all been kicking Jenner in the nuts for years now or anything.  Eve basically just said that BJ is totally play-acting this whole "woman" thing.  Here's the scoop via UsWeekly: 

"Nope," the Star Trek Into Darkness actress, 33, began. "If you were a woman no one would have heard of you because women can't compete in the decathlon. You wouldn't be a hero. You would be a frustrated young athlete who wasn't given a chance."

While the British star is correct that women are ineligible to compete in the Olympic decathlon, many took issue with her focus and stance.

"Until women are paid the same as men, then playing at being a 'woman' while retaining the benefits of being a man is unfair," Eve reportedly wrote. "Do you have a vagina? Are you paid less than men? Then, my friend, you are a woman."

I gotta say, she makes a good point.  I watched all two hours of that interview and it kind of struck me as odd that Bruce Jenner evaded key questions that would have actually proved he was being for serious.  Instead, he would laugh off inquiries as to his sexuality, if he was actually going to get the surgery, and what his female name would be.  So yeah, it kind of seems as of now that this is all play acting for publicity.  I mean, it wouldn't be so far fetched considering the source.

Aaannnd Here's Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner officially came out as transgendered on 20/20 so bask in the glow of what I am sure will turn out looking like sun-burnt Julianne Moore. 

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Know Arabic? Horrors! Who Shall Be Our Diplomat Now?

 

Lindsay Lohan posted this to her Instagram, but if you speak Arabic, you will notice that the translation is not "you're beautiful" but "you're a donkey".  To her credit, she did use the correct "you're" so ya know, take what you can get right?  That's what they say about me around the office and so far I have only taken that as complimentary.  Same goes for the fact that thus far, I have only been paid in old Chuck E. Cheese tokens.  It's because they like me.

Mila Kunis is Being Sued by this...Uhm, Person?

Okay, so basically Kristina Karo, who claims to be a blossoming Ukrainian "pop star", and if you click above, you can totally see why, is suing Mila Kunis for $5,000.  The reason for the suit is because when they were girls growing up together in Ukraine, Mila apparently stole Kristina's pet chicken, and this plunged Kristina into an emotional spiral that she needs money for.  That's right, Mila Kunis stole a chicken when she was six, claims the insane woman in the pink cowboy hat.  Me thinks this will make it all the way to the supreme court.

Holy Shit! Full House is Coming Back in Netflix Form

 

Via Us Weekly: 
During an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show, Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the hugely popular comedy series, revealed he and his castmates will be reuniting for a one-hour special in 2016, which will be followed by 12 episodes of a spinoff show.
The show, which will be called Fuller House, will focus on Candace Cameron Bure's character D.J. Tanner, who is a recently widowed and pregnant veterinarian. Her younger sister Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) and her childhood best buddy Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber) who now has a teenage daughter Ramona, move into the house to help D.J. raise her two young sons and future baby.

Stamos (who will produce the show and reprise his role as a guest star) couldn't hide his excitement as he told Kimmel about the reunion, which has taken many years to pull together.

Hmm...really beating the whole widow/widower thing to death...I mean Jodie Sweetin has given us so many Meth gold over the years why not use that?  What's up, Full House?  But you know what?  Kimmy Gibbler being back is really what's gonna life the fans skirts so brava, Netflix.

Happy Birthday Crispen Glover

 

Just a shout-out to who I personally believe is the best actor of all or any time.  Happy 51st birthday you weird, wonderful man.

So Britt McHenry is a Huge Cunt

Okay, so this dumb bitch who thinks she's "in the news" (read: she does sideline chatter for ESPN) totally went off on a parking attendant in the twattiest way possible.  Click the video above to make your penis shrivel up and die and to see what true ugliness really is.  Seriously...she is a Disney villain. 

Good Day To You All, May I Interest You in Some Underboob?

 

You're welcome.  Oh no, no need to send me a muffin basket...well if you must, I like the mini ones that have tiny little blueberries.  They make me feel like a big man.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Rod Farva

 

Never Shit a Shitter!

Bruce Jenner is being all Distant and Shit

  

(Kinda like my wife amiright? ya know, women being distant cuz of their periods?  I'm guessing?  I don't have a wife but my dad will love this joke)

So it looks like B-Jen's transition is a definite go as he distances himself from the Kardashian Klan because of lack of support, I guess...or maybe they're just awful-either way, watch the circus unravel on 20/20 April 24th at 9 p.m.

Aaron Hernendez Found Guilty of First Degree Murder

 

World class douche Aaron Hernandez has been convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.  Have fun big guy (insert tight end joke here and pretend like it hasn't been made a thousand times).

Sorry for the Delay Guys! Can we Still Be Friends?

Okay, so Tasteless Entertainment has now become a one person operation which means I need to find some writers that don't mind being paid in year old shortbread cookies from the Pepperidge Farm outlet.  Until then, I will be trying to work MUCH harder to bring you new posts...just don't leave me okay? Okay? Promise?? Come on, what the blog lacks in credentials it makes up for by knitting you sweaters. 

Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian, I Think? I Honestly Don't Know...

 

Or maybe dating Owen Wilson?  Seriously can someone tell me what's going on here?

Jaden Smith Wears Dresses Now-Yep, That's About Right

 

Well, if his Twitter feed is any indication, this is probably just a desperate cry for annoying attention and an excuse for Jaden Smith to talk about gender roles being like the solar system or some shit.  Anyway, here he is in a dress which tots makes him look like a boxy WNBA player.

And Here are The Kardashian-Wests Terrorizing Armenia

Oh well I guess that's a little harsh but seriously, would any country really want them?  Can you imagine the Armenian villagers as these folks roll in?

ARMENIAN VILLAGER #1: The prophecy has been fulfilled.  The succubus with four asses has come to feast.

ARMENIAN VILLAGER #2: Shit.  I just got comfortable too...

To be honest I don't have a great grasp of Armenian culture and I am assuming comfort is important to them.  I'm tired.  It's not easy being in your late twenties and living in your parents basement.  Especially when they have no idea...now we wait heh heh heh.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Parents moved to Florida two years ago and I have been accidentally haunting an Armenian family for months.  Life, amiright?

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Otho from Beetlejuice

Because I said so, that's why.

Nina Dobrev Leaving Vampire Show; This is Degrassi All Over Again

Sorry dudes but the one thing that made it okay for you to watch that watered down vampire crap with your girlfriends has left the The Vampire Diaries.  Not sure why, and don't really care...I just wanted you to feel the same pain I felt when she left Degrassi: The Next Generation.  Damnit, Mia-you were the first perosn in Canada to make being an unwed teenage mother sexy!!  That's great, now I'm crying into my weed and Cheetoes and it's barely noon-which means I'm five hours late to work.  DAMN YOU MIA JONES!

Neighbors With Benefits Cancelled

Editor's note: this blows donkey balls because I literally just wrote a review of this circus for FASE Magazine.

It looks like A&E has pulled the plug on the controversial Neighbors with Benefits show which centered on a bunch of freaks going at it like bunnies while maintaining a pleasant cul-de-sac existence in an Ohio suburb.  Sorry grandma, I know this was your favorite show but at least we have 90 Day Fiance to look forward to once some poor Brazilian girl gets into a situation she didn't quite think through. 

Happy Easter, Everyone!

 

Happy Easter to all of you from us at Tasteless...we are gonna go ahead and bunny-hop to a break until Monday, so have a good one!

Hello, Kettle? This is Pot, You're Black

 

Okay, so basically Kim Kardashian has ordered her mother to cut Rob off financially because it's "pathetic"...she also said something about ass-licking which as we all know she is the expert in (bada bum).  Well, Kim while it may be true that the 28 year old man slowly turning into  pumpkin is a tad pathetic, we can ALSO agree that the only reason you are at all financially independent is because you banged someone on camera, and then proceeded to parlay that fame into the circus that is now your life.  SORRY WE CAN'T BE LIKE YOU, YOU SUPERWOMAN!  You are a true inspiration to all the struggling artists out there...you know what I can't even continue with this bit-she just plainly sucks and is beginning to look like a character from Babylon 5.  At least Rob has got his socks.  His very ugly socks.