Monday, February 23, 2015

87th Annual Academy Awards Jerk-Off...I Mean Re-Cap

Okay so the 87th Annual Academy Awards were last night and it was pretty much just a tense circle-jerk sprinkled with shots of Oprah looking smug and Stedman looking dead/lobotomized.  I personally enjoyed John Travolta's awkward face touching.  Oh, and the tear-stained face of Chris Pine just sealed the deal for me, cuz you know, he tots knows all about the Civil Rights struggle...tots.  Any snooch, here's some pictures.  Oh, and P.S.  Sean Penn was just trying to be funny, so get your head out of your fart sniffing glasses, Hollywood.
Oh BAAHHRROOTHERRRR...
  
Gaga fuckin' killed it with some sweet Sound of Music tunes...so it wasn't all bad.


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