Miley Cyrus is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, because why the hell not? *insert Arnold Schwarzenegger joke here because quite frankly I'm too tired to think of one and why the hell should I be doing all the work any way? You guys are grown ups and it's high time you took some goddam responsibility. I'm sorry, I love you and I've had a bad week-tell you what, why don't I take you out for ice cream after work? Just you and me-that sound good? Okay, good.*
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