Oh Good...Chris Brown is Offering Advice to Ray Rice. That Sounds like it Should Happen.

 

"My advice is like...stay outta elevators wit like cameras and shit...just beat em senseless on the ROAD bro...then they still need the ride home..."

Okay, America, when are we gonna deport these two?  I mean, people were more than willing to send Justin Bieber back to Canada, sooooOoooOoo-Douchebag Island is a place right?  Or perhaps Asshole Cove?  I hear War Machine is the mayor there.  Any snooch, here is a report from UsWeekly:

 Brown concluded his interview by directly addressing Rice. "To Ray, or anybody else — because I’m not better than the next man — I can just say I’ve been down that road," he said. "I deal with situations and I’ve made my mistakes too, but it’s all about how you push forward and how you control yourself."

Seriously...Fuck you to both of you.  Love, America.