Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Jenna Jameson is a Good Mom


Taking MILF to a whole new level, Jenna Jameson is going to return to porn (yay?) to feed her kids.  Oh yeah, that's right.  Via TMZ:

Five short years after swearing she'd never do porn again, Jenna Jameson is back getting naked on camera for money -- and she tells TMZ, it's all for the sake of her family.
Jenna recently made her return to the adult industry as a webcam model -- stripping and doing sex acts online in exchange for tips -- and she says her kids are a HUGE motivating factor behind locking down a steady paycheck.
But it's all especially shocking -- because back during the AVN Awards in 2008, Jenna swore up and down that she'd "never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever." It was awkward.

I'm all for doing porn to feed your family, your dog, or that creepy guy who lives in his Toyota that is kinda always parked by the dumpster at Burger King, but come on now, does Jenna Jameson think she can just waltz back on the scene after a five year vagina hiatus?  Doesn't she know the game has changed since she threw away her lucrative banging career?  It's a different world, lady-and you basically told it t fuck off at it's Oscars, so good luck-oh wait, porn producers aren't picky?  What is this world coming to? *grabs keys and Screenwriting for Dummies*  To the adult video store!

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