Friday, November 1, 2013

Grandpa Pervy Pants and Boobzilla Broke Up

"Ah the days of romance are truly behind us.  For when a marriage based purely on publicity and gray pubes goes south, how will any of us ever look at strange the same way again?"
-Emily Dickinson

Okay, so surprise surprise-Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have split, I can only assume because of laws? Yes, laws. Or science.  According to UsWeekly:

According to the source, Stodden's unusual fame -- which she parlayed into a role on a recent season of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK -- was a key factor in the couple's split.

"After Courtney experienced being in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK she realized that there is this whole world out there to explore," the source explains. "She was so reliant on Doug up until doing the show, but after going so far away, she realized she could survive by herself."

So I am glad that a UK reality show was the push to a 47 year old tranny  a 19 year old girl into dumping the scary plastic man who legally bought her.  You know Doug Hutchison is kicking himself for buying her that globe.



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