Paul Walker Dead After Car Accident

                                       

One of our favorite actors, Paul Walker, has passed away after getting into a car accident while at a benefit for his charity Reach Out Worldwide.  He was 40 years old.
He was a kickass actor, and will be missed.
God bless, Paul...Heaven just got a little more handsome.

Jennifer Aniston Spent Thanksgiving With Ginger

 

Don't know why, but here it is...

P.S.-his name is Ed Sheeran, so ya know, enjoy.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Oh Look, Courtney Stodden Found a Wig



Now, I didn't want you guys to just think we were some boring old news site that covered foreign affairs and political mumbo jumbo and checks and balances and government  and white houses, so for your pleasure-here is a mentally challenged person playing dress-up!  Take that, high school civics!

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Ron Swanson

Please and thank you.

People Related to People Who Are Way More Famous Wed, Now Want Annulment

So apparently, Clint Eastwood's daughter Francesca, and Jonah Hill's brother Jordan Feldstein got married in Las Vegas November 17th, as a goof off thing of course. Judging by the sweat stains on the only picture out there of Jordan Feldstein, marrying him is just a thing women do when they are feeling goofy. Perhaps Francesca was annoyed with all the attention her half-brother Scott is getting for no apparent reason. Well, anywhooo, now she wants the marriage annulled. This has played out exactly how I thought it would. Sometimes I hate to be right.

Nerds Are PISSED

 

 Okay, so in last night's episode of Family Guy, Brian Griffin was struck by a swerving car and killed off the show.  Oh wait hold on...SPOILER ALERT.

Anyway-after the accident, the Griffins got a new dog, Vinny, who is voiced by Sopranos alum Tony Sirico.  Needless to say, there is a huge backlash in response to this unceremonious send-off, complete with online petitions and pissed off IMDB comments.

Okay, so I have literally watched every episode of Family Guy-even the shitty pretentious ones where it is all too obvious Seth Macfarlane is trying to show the viewers he can be a serious film maker-and this is by far the dickiest of moves.  I think what makes it worse is this, via The Sydney Morning Herald:

It had been suggested in the show's writer's room that a member of the family be killed off and after a length discussion it was decided that it would be Brian.
"It seemed more in the realm of a reality that a dog would get hit by a car," Callaghan said.
"As much as we love Brian, and as much as everyone loves their pets, we felt it would be more traumatic to lose one of the kids, rather than the family pet."
Compounding the surprise, the Griffins almost immediately adopted a new dog named Vinny, who is voiced by actor Tony Sirico (The Sopranos).
"Where Brian was sort of a match for Stewie intellectually, Vinny is a good match for Stewie because he doesn't let Stewie get away with any crap," Callaghan said.
Although the producers are confident they have made the right call, fans are less certain and a backlash is already brewing.
"Our fans are smart enough and have been loyal to our show for long enough to know that they can trust us," Callaghan said.

For fuck's sake, it's a goddam cartoon-when did cartoon writers get all high and mighty about their writing?  How about NOT killing off characters to "shake things up?" Why not just be funnier?  You know what's fucking hilarious? Fart jokes...do more of that you pretentious douchebags.

And by the way-realm of reality?  Are you fucking joking?  IT'S A CARTOON!!!  Is it in the realm of reality that a giant chicken takes up ten minutes of every other show to fight Peter?  

Well anyway-back to learning practical magic.  It's the only thing you can trust in this crazy world...

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Miss Daisy

 

Spicy!

For Your Pleasure...Here is this Young Man's Side Boob

Oh Yeah-This is Going to End Well

So according to The Huffington Post, Eminem and Kim Mathers are MAYBE back together, and you'll have to excuse the dated photo, but I couldn't find a recent one of Kim Mathers that wasn't a mug shot.  Go figure, right-a classy broad like her?  But this quote, from her mother, Kathy, is truly a glowing endorsement of her daughter, and really shows why Eminem would want this beacon of grace and wholesomeness back in his life:

“She has been clean all these years, she just takes care of her family. She’s doing very well," Kathy said. "I think they might [get back together soon], they get on better than ever.”

Oh Eminem, you old romantic so-and-so.  Getting back with your high school sweetheart after she done and got clean.  For a limited period.  You sir, are a prince.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Lawrence from Office Space

Hellloooo neighbor

R.I.P. Sylvia Brown

 

Via The Washington Times: 

Her son, Chris, confirmed to TMZ that she passed away this morning surrounded by family and friends.
“For nearly six decades, Sylvia Browne dedicated her life to helping others as a spiritual guide through private readings, past-life regressions and prayer groups that spanned the globe,” the Facebookmessage read. “Having been called upon to assist individuals, families, and law enforcement agencies across the U.S. and Canada on criminal investigations, she worked tirelessly as an advocate for justice, receiving several commendations for the positive impact her contributions provided.”
Montel Williams said in a statement that he will remember Mrs. Browne forever.
“I, like so many of you, lost a friend today,” he said. “But, as has been for the last twenty years, she’ll always remain a part of me. My thoughts and prayers go out to Sylvia’s family in this time of loss.”

 

Very sad, God Bless, Sylvia.

So I'm Guessing This One is Legal Now?

 

It's good to see she's carrying on the strong tradition of nipples that the Kardashians are looked upon with such favor...by the queen.

Yeezy's Pretty Cheezy

While everyone seems to be saying how much Kanye West has changed Kim Kardashian into a Stepford chick, we can't help but feel it is the other way around. Since getting with Kim, Kanye has been forced to live with Kris Jenner, father a child, and put Scott Disick and Jon Cheban in a musical promo. Who's pimpin' who?! In his latest activity under gypsy hypnosis, Kanye unveiled his newest music video "Bound 2" on 106 and Park? NO. Wendy Williams? NO. Yo MTV Raps? No. He showed it on ELLEN! The video features riding topless on a motorcycle with Kanye, and seemingly employing some routines from previous videos, if you know what I mean, and I think you do! Check it out here.http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20757308,00.html

That Tiger is Standing a Little Too Close to That Cheerleader

Kudos to Lindsey Vonn for trusting her boyfriend Tiger Woods enough to stand just a few inches from a Denver Broncos Cheerleader. If I was dating a guy who has become famous for cheating on his wife for almost 20 women, our dates would be Pep Boys and the dialysis clinic.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Liza Minnelli

Crazy hot with a Z

Beyoncé is a Master of Disguise

She really knows how to be inconspicuous, that Beyoncé. While leaving a recording studio in L.A. where ski masks are not really weather appropriate right now, she doesn't look anything like some fancy jihadi you'd look at twice.

Jenna Jameson is a Good Mom

Taking MILF to a whole new level, Jenna Jameson is going to return to porn (yay?) to feed her kids.  Oh yeah, that's right.  Via TMZ:

Five short years after swearing she'd never do porn again, Jenna Jameson is back getting naked on camera for money -- and she tells TMZ, it's all for the sake of her family.
Jenna recently made her return to the adult industry as a webcam model -- stripping and doing sex acts online in exchange for tips -- and she says her kids are a HUGE motivating factor behind locking down a steady paycheck.
But it's all especially shocking -- because back during the AVN Awards in 2008, Jenna swore up and down that she'd "never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever." It was awkward.
I'm all for doing porn to feed your family, your dog, or that creepy guy who lives in his Toyota that is kinda always parked by the dumpster at Burger King, but come on now, does Jenna Jameson think she can just waltz back on the scene after a five year vagina hiatus?  Doesn't she know the game has changed since she threw away her lucrative banging career?  It's a different world, lady-and you basically told it t fuck off at it's Oscars, so good luck-oh wait, porn producers aren't picky?  What is this world coming to? *grabs keys and Screenwriting for Dummies*  To the adult video store!

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Miles from Sabrina the Teenage Witch

He was only given two seasons, but he made them count.

Happy Veterans Day

Thank you.

Retatted

I'm still not sure why Kat Von D has his own makeup line at Sephora, but that is neither here nor there. 

Customers are very upset about a lipstick shade named "Celebutard." Apparently other names like "Backstage Bambi" and "Underage Red" did not elicit the same response. I guess America is fine with groupie deer possibly having anal sex and youngsters becoming Communists. Although we feel the outrage has less to do with "tard" in the name, than the insinuation that Von D is a "celeb"rity.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Charlie Sheen as This Guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Because who doesn't wanna meet a strung-out stranger in a police station?

Will Smith Cheated? WITH A WOMAN??

Okay, so basically there have been all these rumors circulating that Will Smith cheated in his manly burly handsome husband wife, Jada Pinkett Smith with the sly looking lass on the right, Margot Robbie.  The couple laughed off cheating rumors with some Hollywood spun bullshit because ya know, science. Via UsWeekly:

 The rumors began after the costars took advantage of a photo booth that was available to them during the film's wrap party. "That was a photo booth on set that the producers got for everyone," a second insider explains to Us. "It was the last day of filming and everyone was taking pictures. They were just goofing around. Will is just like that. There's nothing more to it."

I like the "goofing around" excuse:  

HUSBAND: "Aw honey, don't be mad at the hooker-we was just playin'"  

WIFE: You were?  Aw you crazy kids!  And the meth...what a great way to goof around after a hard day of plowing the transvestite hooker!

HUSBAND: Wait what?

How that happens.

Grandpa Pervy Pants and Boobzilla Broke Up

"Ah the days of romance are truly behind us.  For when a marriage based purely on publicity and gray pubes goes south, how will any of us ever look at strange the same way again?"

-Emily Dickinson

Okay, so surprise surprise-Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have split, I can only assume because of laws? Yes, laws. Or science.  According to UsWeekly:

According to the source, Stodden's unusual fame -- which she parlayed into a role on a recent season of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK -- was a key factor in the couple's split.

"After Courtney experienced being in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK she realized that there is this whole world out there to explore," the source explains. "She was so reliant on Doug up until doing the show, but after going so far away, she realized she could survive by herself."

So I am glad that a UK reality show was the push to a 47 year old tranny  a 19 year old girl into dumping the scary plastic man who legally bought her.  You know Doug Hutchison is kicking himself for buying her that globe.