Saturday, October 5, 2013

Chris Brown Lost His Virginity at 8 Years Old. That Seems About Right.

Good Golly Miss Molly! Chris Brown recently claimed in an interview with the UK Guardian that he lost his virginity at the ripe old age of 8. Brown explains by saying "It's different in the country." Brown was raised in rural Virginia.  Brown goes on to say that by starting so young he was able to practice a lot and become the best at it. I assume if there weren't any girls around, he would just practice on barnyard animals, bein' from the country an' all. Brown also states, "Most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me. They can't really complain. It's all good." For some reason, and I just can't put my fist on it, that  doesn't seem true.

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