Apparently Robert Pattinson got himself a pickup truck to move his crap out of Kristen Stewart's house, thusly ending his cuckold status.
Tis a proud day, young Robert, when thou can find the strength to say to the dead-eyed slagathor, 'I am done with thee scallywag! Please do change the sheets, as the odor can be smelled far and wide, and the serfs are starting to complain.'
-Chaucer
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