In an interview with Harper's Bazaar, this chick who I just had to Google said this crazy shit:
“I was at a Golden Globes after party and Channing f--king Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna Dewan,” Clarke recalled. “And they said, ‘We call each other ‘moon of my life’ and ‘my sun and stars’ and all that. And I was like, ‘I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.’”
Oh sure when she says it, it gets put in a magazine, but when I say it to the checkout lady at Home Depot, I get served with a goddam restraining order. This country...
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