Monday, May 4, 2015

Apparently Kylie Jenner Has Completely Lost Her Shit

All right, so besides Instagramming while driving (see pic below), this spoiled hellspawn has reportedly applied to have her name trademarked, for "entertainment in the nature of providing information by means of a global computer network in the fields of entertainment, fashion and pop culture."  That's right.  Smart money is on the fact that she has absolutely no clue what any of those words mean, so I can only assume this is the work of Kris Jenner in an attempt to totally fuck up the world because her ex-husband all like clapped his hands and said "I'm out" to his penis after it was exposed to her cooter dungeon.  I hear there's still a hiker in there who has been trapped since 1982.  

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