HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Bubba Sparxxx

This hottie is off the charts--and the map!

Kristen, Are You Trying to Look Unattractive?

Congratulations! You've succeeded admirably

UPDATE: Joan Rivers Still in "Serious Condition" According to Her Daughter

 

I've been holding out on posting about Joan Rivers' condition until I had a good sense of what was going on, so here is the scoop according to CNN:

(CNN) -- Comedian Joan Rivers is "resting comfortably" in a New York hospital after apparently suffering cardiac and respiratory arrest during a procedure at a medical clinic Thursday.

Her daughter, Melissa Rivers, issued a statement on Friday.

"My mother would be so touched by the tributes and prayers that we have received from around the world," she said. "Her condition remains serious but she is receiving the best treatment and care possible. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts as we pray for her recovery."

A law enforcement official told CNN that Rivers stopped breathing during throat surgery. Rivers, 81, was taken by ambulance in critical condition to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City.

So that's the deal so far, our thoughts are with Joan and her family, and we hope she has a speedy recovery. 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Got Married

Famed fart-sniffers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were married in France over the weekend, which means divorce should be just around the corner.  So if there are any of you bisexual twenty-somethings out there looking to land a jaded man (a la Johny Depp), now's your chance.  Here is where the magic happened...

Seriously, line up ladies.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Billy Eichner

 

So loud, so funny, so hot.

Here's More Naked Chelsea Handler...Because I Hate You

Because her show is ending, Chelsea Handler is really trying to shove her naked middle-ageness in everybody's faces, what better reason than that, America?  Anywho...here it is, and I'm sorry.

Welp...Yep

 

I personally love it when celebrities wear clothing right after a break-up that somehow tells the world how they feel about the situation; see: Nick Cannon's "Saved" hat, and basically anything Khloe Kardashian wears ever.  Also, Bruce Jenner's new boobies.