Annnd as we can see, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher are all there...along with that skinny weirdo who put his penis into the cavernous vagina of Lena Dunham on the abortion Girls. So space shouldn't be much different...bada bum!
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
R.I.P. Bob Hoskins
Via ABC News:
A family statement released Wednesday by agent Clair Dobbs said Hoskins died in a hospital after a bout of pneumonia.
A versatile character actor capable of menace, quiet poignancy and
Cockney charm, London-raised Hoskins appeared in some of the most
acclaimed British films of the past few decades, including gangster
classic "The Long Good Friday."
He specialized in tough guys with a soft center, including the ex-con
who chaperones Cathy Tyson's escort in Neil Jordan's 1986 film "Mona
Lisa." Hoskins was nominated for a best-actor Academy Award for the
role.
This is very sad. Pretty much everyone in my generation grew up on Bob Hoskins movies. He was one of the most talented actors out there and he will be truly missed. God Bless.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Well, It was Only a Matter of Time
Above is a photo of Pia Mia-the young lady whom Kanye West is rumored to be banging while Kim Kardashian is busy doing...uhm-grazing? Yeah okay we'll go with grazing-or making milkshakes out of her ass fat to throw at commoners. I have a vivid imagination. Via Hollywood Life:
Pia Mia Gives Impromptu Performance At Karashian Dinner Party
“It was really nerve-racking because Kim and Khloe [Kardashian] were sitting across from me videotaping,” Pia says of her impromptu performance. “It was a really cool experience. I never thought I’d be able to sing Drake his song, so that was for sure something I’ll remember forever.”
That’s not surprising, especially since Kim graciously uploaded the video to Keek and shared it with her millions of followers, a move she might be regretting after Kanye and Pia’s alleged hookup.
Plus, who could forget high praise from both Drake and Kanye?
“Drake thought it was dope and Kanye said that he thought it was really good too,” Pia says.
We just hope that Kanye’s admiration for Pia begins and ends on a professional, platonic level! It’d be hard to believe Kanye would go after a 17-year-old as an engaged man in his mid-thirties.
This girl is 17???? Holy shit-what are they feeding kids today? Oh yeah-the cheating...hmmm. Well, if he did cheat, that means he would incur the wrath of absolutely nobody, because nobody would honestly give a shit. Tough call.
Sunday, April 27, 2014
George Clooney Engaged to Human Woman
George Clooney is engaged to Amal Alamuddin, so if you thought his constant banging of hot women and living the dream of unattached bachelorhood was a big ruse to hide his homosexuality...well, you're probably right, but still.
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Katy Perry's New Music Video is....Long and Not Funny
So if you have eight minutes to spare and want to not laugh at her impressions of a Jewish MC, a crusty stripper, a clown and some other crap WHILE she attempts to make jokes about each of the half-baked characters...please click above. Or just take a nap...you know what? Take a nap.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
We Win...Justin Bieber Not Allowed in U.S.
Via UsWeekly:
Not so fast! Justin Bieber has been detained in LAX airport, a source confirms to Us Weekly.
The "Boyfriend" singer arrived at the airport after a recent trip to
Asia on Thursday, April 24. Bieber flew Singapore Air and landed at 1
p.m. PST. His bodyguards are currently waiting outside for him.
Damn-so it looks like it's only temporary. Sorry for the fake-out, boners. At least you can be comforted by the fact that there's an identical planet Earth out there in the galaxy, just 10% bigger. Seriously, look it up, so ya know-since JWow, Snookie, and Tila Tequila are all pregnant, it might behoove all of us to make a break for bigger Earth. Something to think about.
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-Science
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