Just When I Thought Joe Jonas Couldn't Couldn't Get Any Cooler . . .

He goes and blames Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato for pressuring him to smoke weed.
Jonas said he had not been exposed to marijuana until the two little girls pressured him to smoke the ganja when he was about 18, and they were about 6. Cyrus denies Jonas's claim and proving she is clearly smoking more than just weed, says he is only saying she and Demi forced him to do drugs because he wants to look like a badass! Well now that his band has broken up, how do you expect people to know Joe Jonas one tough mutha?!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! WE GOIN ON BREAK!

 

 

Merry Christmas beautiful readers!  We are going to take a few days off starting after I finish this post to celebrate Jesus's birthday and drink heavily.  We hope everyone has a beautiful holiday and continues to be tasteless. I personally hope Santa brings me that carton of Malboro Lights, and 1000 scratchers I asked nicely for...we shall see.  Anyway-MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Oh Good-Charlie Sheen Said Something He Left out of His Christmas Card This Year



 

Well, it looks like Charlie Sheen has gotten into the crack  eggnog and is on another rant...this time it's geared towards ex, Denise Richards.  Via TMZ:

 

 

Charlie Sheen has declared nuclear war on his ex-wife Denise Richards ... blasting her as a "heartless" and "ugly" hag who's holding their children hostage.
Sheen just blasted Richards ... again ... this time, he's furious that Denise won't let their children visit him to exchange Christmas gifts.
Charlie expressed his anger in a series of texts ... saying, "lemme see if I got this straight; you won't even spring the girls for 30 mins, from the 10 mil house I gave you, (100 yds away) to come down and open the gifts their dad bought them before they leave??"

"I hope your stocking is  bronze-age coal stuffed along with an assortment of 8x10's of yours so you can see how despicable and heartlessly ugly you and your fermented soul continue to be."

He added, "hash tag. hag shag."

Charlie also says despite the fact Denise won't let him see the kids, she had the "audacity" to ask him to borrow his private jet to go on the big family trip that she banned him from.

Charlie says he went to Denise's home to plead with her to change her mind and to deliver gifts to the kids, but was not allowed to see them.

Charlie concludes, "This is the worst Xmas I've ever had."

 

 

Awwwwww....it's the worst Christmas he ever had?  Where is Linus Van Pelt when you need him?  I am sure we aren't getting the whole story here, but maybe just maybe if Charlie Sheen spent as much time getting his shit together as he does writing almost poetic, insane, rambling, yet beautiful, threatening texts to his ex-wife, they would have that Very Special Charlie Sheen Christmas Spectacular he always dreamed of whilst nodded off on a pile of hookers and blow in front of the fireplace.  Memories.

Taylor Swift...Get Away from that Young Lady

 

Oh good, I'm glad she's moved on to underage girls now...give those private school boys a break.  That's Haylee Steinfeld by the way, the girl from True Grit, in case you care-which you don't.  You only come here for the dick jokes don't you?  DON'T YOU??????  Oh I'm sorry, we shouldn't fight around the holidays.  I love you too.  

And penis.  That was for you.

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Frank Cross

 

Spooky hot!

A Redneck Said Something Red-necky? Nooooo....

 

Phil Robertson, one of the pre-packaged "down home folks" from Duck Dynasty done got hisself in a heap o' trouble after spouting off anti-gay comments to GQ. Via TMZ:

 

"Duck Dynasty" patriarch Phil Robertson is blasting gays ... and not in the usual Bible-thumping way -- instead he's going off about the benefits of vagina as compared to a man's a**hole.
Robertson went on a rant about religion, homosexuality, and a bunch of other things in an interview with GQ -- saying, "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me."
He adds, "There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on dudes! But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man."
Phil continued his verbal attack by claiming society's become too accepting of sin. He says, "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and those men ... they won't inherit the kingdom of God. It's not right."As for whether his comments will affect "Duck Dynasty" ratings -- Phil doesn't seem concerned about the show's long term future, saying ... "It's a TV show. This thing ain't gonna last forever. No way."

So this just goes to show...you can shove these hicks down America's throat, put their displays in Barnes & Noble and market their Christmas album, but in the end, the most senile one is gonna say something hateful and ironically, un-Christian.  Shrewd move TLC.  You can't put lipstick on a retarded bigot and call him your aunt Sally...or something.

Oh by the way, does anybody else totally think he's gay?  I mean-he DOES know an awful lot about the mechanics of gay sex...HMMMMMMMMMMM.





R.I.P. Daniel Escobar

 

Via Us Weekly:

 

Daniel Escobar, an actor who appeared opposite Hilary Duff on Disney's Lizzie McGuire, has died, The Hollywood Reporter said Tuesday, Dec. 17. He was 49.

According to the site, Escobar passed away on Friday, Dec. 13, at a hospital in L.A. He had been suffering complications from diabetes.

A trained Shakespearean actor, the star was best known as Lizzie McGuire's teacher Mr. Escobar, a role he played from 2001 to 2002. He also recurred on Dharma & Greg and had guest appearances on shows including Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Malcolm in the Middle, Two and a Half Men, and How I Met Your Mother.

Very, very sad.  God Bless Daniel.