Lady Gaga was Weed for Halloween

Yeah, but it can't beat Lindsay Lohan's Coke Whore costume...oh wait...

HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

The Genie from You Wish

 

That's right, this was a show-ladies?



Chris Brown Dressed up as a Terrorist for Rihanna's Halloween Party; So Beating the Shit out of Her is Only the SECOND Worst Thing He's Done to her Now

So that's Chris Brown up there dressed up as a Terrorist, en route to his abused girlfriend's Halloween party (I guess he was going for accuracy...the beating of women and all).  So basically, he's just testing America to see how much we are going to take...like the retarded super villain he is; I am sure dog fighting is next on his list, yet somehow he will manage to win a Grammy after the fact. 

CHRIS BROWN: Y'all know what we need?  A Holocaust-I call dibs!
WHATEVER GODLESS ENTITY IT IS THAT IS KEEPING THIS PERSON NOT ONLY RELEVANT BUT STILL WORKING: Oh you crazy kid, well, just this once...

-How I believe Hollywood works.

Jessica Simpson Uses Halloween to Say She's A Huge Slut

As if having a child out of wedlock didn't tip us off already. We kid, we kid, but don't you feel that Jess is using Halloween to prove that she has lost weight in her waist and gained it triple fold in her knockers? She obviously was not being monitored by her fiance Eric Johnson who appears to have electrocuted himself. C'mon Baby, keep an eye on your parents please, look what they're capable of left to their own devices.

More Diamond Bras, Mein Fuhrer?

Oh sure, it's totally cool when a supermodel does it, but when my uncle dressed like this, he was put on a "list."

Celebrity Douches in Costume; Rob & Kristen Edition

Oh look, she CAN be more offensive...

 

 

While the East Coast was busy trying to overcome the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, Kristen Stewart was trying to overcome the devastation of her "I am constantly smelling shit" face with a Vladimir Lenin mask?  I guess?  I don't know...while her cuckolded boyfriend led her around some Katy Perry party.  Because nothing says "I am a man" better than staying with that homely girl that cheated on you, and dressing her up like a dead communist.  This guy should write a book.

 

 



HOTTIE OF THE DAY!

Sandra from 227

 

MM-hmmm-whatchu think MAAAARRYYY?