Someone's been drinking the Tila Tequila...
So rapper B.o.B. went on a bizarre "the world is flat" rant the other day, insisting that the earth must be flat because the horizons are always at eye level, and that the flatness of the earth explains the lack of exploration of the arctic. Oh, he also said that people don't want him poking around, asking questions because "they" want him to be a "good little rapper". I'm assuming that "they" refers to the voices in his head, which all sound exactly like Tila Tequila. Because science is Neil DeGrasse Tyson's bitch, he pulled a little knowledge out and proceeded to humiliate the "once you go flat you never go back" proclaimer with the quiet, reserved, and overall sexy dignity we have come to know and love. Via UsMagazine
"Earth's curve indeed blocks 150 (not 170) ft of Manhattan. But most buildings in midtown are waaay taller than that," the Cosmos host, 57, directly wrote to B.o.B on Monday. "Flat Earth is a problem only when people in charge think that way. No law stops you from regressively basking in it."
He quipped: "Duude — to be clear: Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning doesn’t mean we all can’t still like your music."
*Mic drop, followed by asthmatic cheering and slutty lady doctors throwing their glasses onstage.*
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