Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Johnny Depp Faces up to 10 Years in Prison

...But don't worry, forty-something housewives, your noontime fantasy won't be serving any time.  

Seems the whole fiasco with Deppsters bringing his dogs to Australia early this month violated a bunch of laws down under, and our most precious resource will probably just end up paying a hefty fine.  But the maximum punishment is ten years, so I wasn't lying-I was just trying to get your attention.  My dad used to do it all the time when we were little, only it involved a lot more fire.  And dragons.  


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