Lindsay Lohan Masterminded an Assault on Paris Hilton's Brother? Noooooo...

 

Via GossipMonger:

  Barron (Hilton)  reportedly attended a party on Thursday night at a Miami mansion where Lindsay has been staying while in town for the Miami Art Basel festival. During the party, someone accused Barron of spewing derogatory remarks about LiLo, and not long after, he was assaulted, according to TMZ.
Barron contacted the police and allegedly told them that Lindsay approached him at the party with a male friend and began yelling, “You talk s*** about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get!” The guy then proceeded to assault Barron, with Lindsay was laughing and egging him on, Paris's little brother says.
After the incident, cops arrived and interviewed Barron, who apparently said that he doesn't know the identity of his attacker but is adamant Lindsay is the behind the attack.
Meanwhile, LiLo is denying the accusation and claims that she wasn't even there when the attack went down, but TMZ posted footage of Barron confronting Lohan after the assault. So crazy!

Okay, fair enough-Lindsay Lohan is probably insane enough to egg on someone on whilst they get "assaulted" at a mansion party-but to mastermind an attack?  No way-this broad is outer space retarded so that's enough proof for me that she's innocent.