Thursday, June 2, 2016

So It Looks like Amber Heard May have been Lying all Along


Okay honestly I don't know what else to expect from an unstable, sometimes bisexual quasi-star but it looks a little suspicious that Amber Heard did this, according to TMZ: 

 Amber Heard is not going through with her promise to belatedly file a police report ... because she says she still loves Johnny Depp and "doesn't want to bury him" ... so say sources connected with Amber.
As we reported, Amber's lawyer, Samantha Spector, vowed Tuesday Amber would file a police report because she was being trashed in the media, thanks to Johnny and his team.
We're told Amber has now had a change of heart, saying she believes a police report would trigger an arrest and prosecution, and she doesn't want to set the wheels in motion for People vs. Depp.
Sources connected with Johnny scoff at Amber's sympathy, saying she timed the allegations to hurt his new movie, "Alice Through the Looking Glass," which tanked.
Heard claims she still loves the man she now says repeatedly brutalized her.  

Huh...okay, so her evil plan of destroying a seemingly terrible movie has succeeded, evil genius that she is...but seriously, can she be more of a Disney villain right now?  Vacuous blonde with vacant eyes destroys a man-child's life of playing dress-up for millions of dollars.  It writes itself, and shall be called Boob Avengers VI: The Curse of the Shining Nipple.  You are welcome Hollywood.  Or Dollywood.  Whoever gets back to me first.
 

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